:: North Korea ::

it's been a minute since yours truly has gotten on the political standpoint but feel me now...
What's good with this country? Every few years, they threaten nuclear "testing" like a bad child crying out for attention doing random shit just to get it...I mean, how often do you actually give two shits about this country beyond when you hear that they're planning to do some nuclear something and aim it at the U.S.?
i propose this letter to them from yours truly...

Dear Kim Jong, leader with Napoleon complex:

We regret to inform you that this crying wolf of yours will only be met with constant disregard for your nation and the people living within those borders. Furthermore, the American people know nothing about you beyond the tirades that you've gone on(whose pissing you off over there? South Korea ) in recent years against your own people, much like our good government here but that is neither here nor there. In case you haven't noticed, THE U.S. GOVERNMENT JUST DON'T GIVE A FUKK! I'm a citizen here and i can tell you first hand that they care nothing about sacrificing the lives of innocent people as they have done in the past and recently. With that being said, stop the threats unless you plan to do it. We're really getting tired of it...like for real man...stop.. If you want, i can send you a couple more movies that i hear you like collecting and perhaps that will occupy your time with less pressing thoughts such as writing a check your azz couldn't cash. Ask yourself, what would Jesus, Buddha, and whomever else people are serving these days do?

sincerely,

one who moves silently

P.S. That hair? unh uh...UNH UH!